Funny one liners dating men
A: We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A: A GLAD-HE-ATE-HER Q: How do males exercise on the beach? Q: What is all the fuss about when it comes to men and big boobs?
Q: What do you call a Roman soldier with a smile on his face and a piece of hair between his two front teeth? A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals." Q.
A: Raising the feet, for the woman to pass the vacuum cleaner on the carpet.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
A: Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking. A: Because vibrators can't mow the lawn Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
Q: Why do doctors slap babies' bums right after they're born? Q: Why did Dorothy get lost on her way to the Emerald City? Q: Why doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job? They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells and don't work half the time! Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? Q: What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
A: Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.